Friday, February 20th, 2009
So here we are at the end of award season with the biggie. This is Oscar weekend and the stars and paps are out in full force. Designers are on the edge of their seats to see who’ll grace the red carpet with one of their creations. Every celebrity trainer worth their weight in squats is pumping out advice all over the place. By Monday mags and tabloids will analyze every shoe, hairdo and derriere. Already we’re hearing accounts of how the stars are getting in shape.
It seems that everyone is doing some type of cleanse and it seems whenever the word cleanse comes up so does the name Beyonce. B swears by the Master Cleanse and lived on this concoction of lemon juice, cayenne pepper and maple syrup for two weeks to get in shape for her role in Dreamgirls. Oh well, to each his own. Even Anne Hataway is doing her version of a cleanse to get red carpet ready.
E! News’ Giuliana Rancic says she’s been drinking 4 cups of tea a day and eating a light meal of chicken breasts and steamed veggies. That’s a little better. However, she also says that when the Oscars are over she’s going after the biggest dessert she can find. In a segment on E! News last night, Giuliana spoke and trained with celebrity fitness trainer Gunnar Peterson. He offered advice for the red carpet and beyond. Gunnar stressed the importance of resistance training as well as cardio activity while putting Giuliana through the paces with some wicked mountain climbers. I also loved his take on adding definition to your shoulders to make your butt and waist look smaller. Finally some credible advice!!
For those of us in the real world with shallow pockets, trainers like Gunnar are way out of our reach. Things like trainers, hair, makeup, clothes could cost a star tens of thousands of dollars. Luckily for nominees for the five top awards (Best Actor and Actress, Supporting Actor and Actress and Best Director), the studio often pays. How’s that for a perk?
If you have an event you’re getting ready for here are a few tips:
**Shy away from carbonated beverages. The bubbles make you feel gasey and bloated.
**Drink water but don’t gulp, sip.
**Avoid chewing gum, taking in too much air also makes you gasey and bloated.
**Avoid gas producing foods. No beans, cabbage, broccoli or cauliflower, apples, raisins or prunes.
**Keep your abdominal muscles pulled in, shoulders back and down. **Practice all the rules of good posture.
**If all else fails, invest in a pair of spanks.


I’ve just about had it with weight loss commercials. Especially the ones that feature celebrities. Granted a few of them do use the products (at least I think they do). Valerie Bertinelli for instance, she looks great. She called Jenny, did what she had to do and made progress. On the other hand there’s Kirstie Alley. Jenny obviously didn’t answer when she called or girlfriend called the wrong number. Then she had the nerve to say she was starting her own weight loss line. Line of what, deep fried chocolate cake? 

