Weekend humor
Diet humor is making waves around blogs. The reason? Everyone likes to have a good laugh and making fun of your figure sometimes helps you to come out of your dangerous obsession with fad diets. Here are some jokes I found:
A diet is a weigh of life.
It’s not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it’s the seconds.
The most fattening thing you can put in an ice cream sundae is a spoon.
Sweets are the destiny that shapes our ends.
Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it.
The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.
A diet is when you have to go to some length to change your width.
Many women reduce and reduce, yet still never manage to become a bargain.
The best way to lose weight is by skipping … snacks and desert.
Most people gain weight by having intimate dinners for two…alone.
People go to Weight Watchers to learn their lessens.
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January 21st, 2007 at 1:08 pm
Hee hee really cute! I loved it