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Some Diet Excuses I found on http://www.butlerwebs.com/jokes/diet.htm

-But the doughnut was calling my name.
-But it was my birthday, so I had to eat the whole cake.
-If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
-If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda.
-If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.

Some great cartoons on diet and fitness on this website :
http://www.glasbergen.com/fit.html

Want to laugh at the expense of low-carb diets and polyunsaturated fats?:
http://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/a/atkins_diet.asp

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Posted in Diet Humor, General on December 10th, 2006

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  1. Ranjit Says:
    December 10th, 2006 at 4:52 pm

    That’s funny!

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